Stupidity Factor - Example 1

Rewind to when the new Accounts guy joined the company... Looks like crap.. Talks like crap.. and has absolutely no IQ.

Take exhibit 1:
Doesnt hold the damned lift door open, cos combing hair in front of the mirror was more important..

Exhibit 2:
He was having a cough, and me, being me, offered him my newly bought Fisherman's Friend. Note: It is the packaging that has the resealable ziplock thing. I had already taken 1 or 2 out from the pack, and resealed it. Handed it over to him sealed. The pack came back with 2 openings, and the sealed ziplock part was still sealed. He cut the other end to take out the sweet. WHAT THE HELL?! WHO DOES THAT?! $!@%

Last of all:
He doesnt listen to instructions from his boss, hence, the boss shouts at him, and irritates the hell out of the whole office. You know like a kid? U tell the kid not to do something, eg. dont touch the vase. The kid touches it, and breaks it. LISTEN TO YOUR BOSS DUMBASS!

:D Till next episode then.. Chill out!

Stupidity Factor - Example 4

Hi all,

Yes, i know this blog hasnt been updated for awhile. But trust me, i've been saving it for the better stories of office life.

Let's start with Example 4 - 151110. And back-date Examples 1-3 another time.

I have a colleague called, S. Ong. I'm gonna make it simple and just call him, S.O. (pun intended).

S.O. came knocking on my partition. He mumbled something incoherent and walked off to the Gents. When he came back, he asked me, "Are you coming?" "Where are we going?", I asked, knowing that he wanted to go for lunch, but I just like asking anyway to avoid miscommunications. "You dont know what time is it ah? Go lunch la!", he said. "Ok", I replied. "I'll be at the UOB place." "Alright", I replied.

So he walked off. After he vanished, my colleagues went off to the fabled UOB place. We decided to try new dishes, so we went to another coffeeshop, hoping to avoid S.O.

And we were successful. =)

After work, more unfortunate things happened. I just arrived at the bus stop awaiting for bus to Tampines. I was checking what time the bus was arriving. At that moment, S.O. happened to see me. He walked over and asked, "What are you doing here?". "Waiting for bus, you?", I replied with a shipload of sarcasm. "I waited for 20min and my bus hasnt arrived, dont know why take so long." I just ignored him and continued to check my webpage.

A moment later, my HR manager arrived too. The first words that came out of S.O.'s mouth were, "Wah, how come you not working till 10pm tonight? You not sending us offensive emails tonight meh?" "What offensive emails?", she replied. "Those that demand us to validate our MC la" he said. (Furiously) "You think I got nothing better to do than to send emails? It is by request of the GM. I also got a boss to report to, you know?", she erupted (like Merapi, but exponentially more explosive).

Having said that, he apologised, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it is not offensive la". (What an ass, I thought to myself.) At that moment, her bus arrived, and she stormed aboard, turning back and waving goodbye to me. I reciprocated. He then asked me, "This bus turns right?" Refusing to reply, I just nodded my head. And at that moment, he left and there were fireworks in the sky and all's well on Earth again. (Ok, there was no fireworks, but all's well on Earth again.)

Even a kindergarten kid has more EQ than an S.O. (pun again).

Peace!

Stay tuned for Examples 1 through 3.

Where's my pail?

There was a time when people said that Singapore won't make it, but it did....

I'll be embarking on a journey to fill up sandbags to defend the shores of this country. And i need some sort of modified pail to do it. Efficiency is important. The faster the sand is loaded, the longer we can rest. Looking forward to the new pail. One. Fine. Day.

Wishlist - Now to Forever

This entry will totally conflict with the main title of my blog.

I decided to make a wishlist so that i'll remember what to buy when i've got money.
Not in any order of merit or importance, just to keep track. LOL!

Nokia E51 - $170 - Acquired
Kingston SSD V+ 64GB - $225 - Acquired
Privacy Filter for 10.2" Netbook - $29 - Acquired
Anti-glare Screen Protector for N85 - $3.50 - Acquired
Mirror Screen Protector for iPhone - $2 - Acquired
Wireless Door Bell (Dont Ask!) - Acquired
Jabra Clipper stereo Bluetooth headset - $78 - Acquired
Resident Evil 5 PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
Need For Speed Shift PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
Develop alot of 4R pictures at Harvey Norman cos it's only 19cents! - Acquired
Assorted Cufflinks $6/pair - Acquired
Uncharted 2 PS3 Game $40 - Acquired
Nokia N86 8MP - $0 - Acquired
Street Fighter IV PS3 Game - $30 - Acquired
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 1 & 2 PS3 Game - $71 - Acquired
Army of Two Part 1 & 2 PS3 Game - $30 - Acquired
Crucial 64gb SSD for Netbook - $168 - Acquired
2 x 2gb Kingston DDR2 667MHz Desktop Ram - $110 - Acquired
Splinter Cell Conviction PC Game - Acquired
Bayonetta PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
God of War 1 & 2 Collection PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
Heavy Rain PS3 Game - $48 - Acquired
Asics Onisuka Tiger - $179 - Acquired Thanks Dearie!
Yakuza 3 PS3 Game - Acquired

32" LCD TV (2 x HDMI) - $399
24" Samsung 2494HS Full HD HDMI LCD Monitor - $319
Western Digital Caviar Green 1TB HDD - $108
Gran Turismo PS3 Game
God of War 3 PS3 Game
Mont Blanc Blue Ink Pen
Try the FISH SPA - Bite off all the dead skin from my feet
M1 Mobile Broadband 1Mbps - $14/mth
Silk Shirt



This is about it for now. Will update more soon.

Vote for PAP!

Something I picked off from Yahoo News... And I quote:

"Why should Singaporeans vote for the PAP?

You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.

You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when
80% of Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.

You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years
more than the original.

You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.

You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.

You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.

You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of
employment by cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum
cans and selling tissue papers.

You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that
Mas Selemat escaped.

You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at
sinking foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.

You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on
you, but their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring
faces”.

You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.

You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.

You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2
mentors to hold his hand.

You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at
your own expense.

You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a
decade while the cost of living shoot sky high.

You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school
while you child get zilch.

You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no
longer “public”.

You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign
workers right smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without
any concerns for you.

You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with
more hookers than they can ever poked in Geylang.

You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao
from you when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had
nothing to do with it.

You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic
sized banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the
Chinese 7th month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town
councils which is suppose to go toward making life in your
neighborhood better.

You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol
companies by making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.

You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for
driving a foreign registered car into Singapore.

You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and
manpowers cannot even catch a limping man in this tiny island state
after more than half a year.

You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak
out for you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite
the bullet, eat lesser and work longer.

You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years
old, as they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.

You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their
interpretation of subsidies is the profit that they forgo making,
instead of actually paying part of the cost.

You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to
Swiss standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.

You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you
(en-block), whether you like it or not.

You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the
government (HOTA).

You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your
own money when you are sick (Medisave).

You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free
labour in National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that
the foreigners can have a safe country to work in.

You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth
$30k, because that is what you are going to get if your son die while
serving the foreigners.

You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you
will still have to ballot for it.

You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called
Hong Lim Park where you can go to talk all you want, other than that,
shut up unless you have something nice to say.

You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press
serving you the latest propaganda, regardless of truth.

You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay
for a piece of paper that cost more than the car itself.

You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think
about not voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said
that he will call in the army if you don’t.

So vote for PAP. Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go
ahead, vote for PAP. More good years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss
standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai Hum ok?"

End quote.

Hanging up my ebay account

It is that time of my life when I stop online shopping and start offline saving.

After doing quick maths, it's better to save for the future than to spend in the present. What was spent in the past has already got its rewards.

Makes sense?

DAMN YOU, FORTIGuard!

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