Rewind to when the new Accounts guy joined the company... Looks like crap.. Talks like crap.. and has absolutely no IQ.
Take exhibit 1:
Doesnt hold the damned lift door open, cos combing hair in front of the mirror was more important..
Exhibit 2:
He was having a cough, and me, being me, offered him my newly bought Fisherman's Friend. Note: It is the packaging that has the resealable ziplock thing. I had already taken 1 or 2 out from the pack, and resealed it. Handed it over to him sealed. The pack came back with 2 openings, and the sealed ziplock part was still sealed. He cut the other end to take out the sweet. WHAT THE HELL?! WHO DOES THAT?! $!@%
Last of all:
He doesnt listen to instructions from his boss, hence, the boss shouts at him, and irritates the hell out of the whole office. You know like a kid? U tell the kid not to do something, eg. dont touch the vase. The kid touches it, and breaks it. LISTEN TO YOUR BOSS DUMBASS!
:D Till next episode then.. Chill out!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Stupidity Factor - Example 4
Hi all,
Yes, i know this blog hasnt been updated for awhile. But trust me, i've been saving it for the better stories of office life.
Let's start with Example 4 - 151110. And back-date Examples 1-3 another time.
I have a colleague called, S. Ong. I'm gonna make it simple and just call him, S.O. (pun intended).
S.O. came knocking on my partition. He mumbled something incoherent and walked off to the Gents. When he came back, he asked me, "Are you coming?" "Where are we going?", I asked, knowing that he wanted to go for lunch, but I just like asking anyway to avoid miscommunications. "You dont know what time is it ah? Go lunch la!", he said. "Ok", I replied. "I'll be at the UOB place." "Alright", I replied.
So he walked off. After he vanished, my colleagues went off to the fabled UOB place. We decided to try new dishes, so we went to another coffeeshop, hoping to avoid S.O.
And we were successful. =)
After work, more unfortunate things happened. I just arrived at the bus stop awaiting for bus to Tampines. I was checking what time the bus was arriving. At that moment, S.O. happened to see me. He walked over and asked, "What are you doing here?". "Waiting for bus, you?", I replied with a shipload of sarcasm. "I waited for 20min and my bus hasnt arrived, dont know why take so long." I just ignored him and continued to check my webpage.
A moment later, my HR manager arrived too. The first words that came out of S.O.'s mouth were, "Wah, how come you not working till 10pm tonight? You not sending us offensive emails tonight meh?" "What offensive emails?", she replied. "Those that demand us to validate our MC la" he said. (Furiously) "You think I got nothing better to do than to send emails? It is by request of the GM. I also got a boss to report to, you know?", she erupted (like Merapi, but exponentially more explosive).
Having said that, he apologised, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it is not offensive la". (What an ass, I thought to myself.) At that moment, her bus arrived, and she stormed aboard, turning back and waving goodbye to me. I reciprocated. He then asked me, "This bus turns right?" Refusing to reply, I just nodded my head. And at that moment, he left and there were fireworks in the sky and all's well on Earth again. (Ok, there was no fireworks, but all's well on Earth again.)
Even a kindergarten kid has more EQ than an S.O. (pun again).
Peace!
Stay tuned for Examples 1 through 3.
Yes, i know this blog hasnt been updated for awhile. But trust me, i've been saving it for the better stories of office life.
Let's start with Example 4 - 151110. And back-date Examples 1-3 another time.
I have a colleague called, S. Ong. I'm gonna make it simple and just call him, S.O. (pun intended).
S.O. came knocking on my partition. He mumbled something incoherent and walked off to the Gents. When he came back, he asked me, "Are you coming?" "Where are we going?", I asked, knowing that he wanted to go for lunch, but I just like asking anyway to avoid miscommunications. "You dont know what time is it ah? Go lunch la!", he said. "Ok", I replied. "I'll be at the UOB place." "Alright", I replied.
So he walked off. After he vanished, my colleagues went off to the fabled UOB place. We decided to try new dishes, so we went to another coffeeshop, hoping to avoid S.O.
And we were successful. =)
After work, more unfortunate things happened. I just arrived at the bus stop awaiting for bus to Tampines. I was checking what time the bus was arriving. At that moment, S.O. happened to see me. He walked over and asked, "What are you doing here?". "Waiting for bus, you?", I replied with a shipload of sarcasm. "I waited for 20min and my bus hasnt arrived, dont know why take so long." I just ignored him and continued to check my webpage.
A moment later, my HR manager arrived too. The first words that came out of S.O.'s mouth were, "Wah, how come you not working till 10pm tonight? You not sending us offensive emails tonight meh?" "What offensive emails?", she replied. "Those that demand us to validate our MC la" he said. (Furiously) "You think I got nothing better to do than to send emails? It is by request of the GM. I also got a boss to report to, you know?", she erupted (like Merapi, but exponentially more explosive).
Having said that, he apologised, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it is not offensive la". (What an ass, I thought to myself.) At that moment, her bus arrived, and she stormed aboard, turning back and waving goodbye to me. I reciprocated. He then asked me, "This bus turns right?" Refusing to reply, I just nodded my head. And at that moment, he left and there were fireworks in the sky and all's well on Earth again. (Ok, there was no fireworks, but all's well on Earth again.)
Even a kindergarten kid has more EQ than an S.O. (pun again).
Peace!
Stay tuned for Examples 1 through 3.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Where's my pail?
There was a time when people said that Singapore won't make it, but it did....
I'll be embarking on a journey to fill up sandbags to defend the shores of this country. And i need some sort of modified pail to do it. Efficiency is important. The faster the sand is loaded, the longer we can rest. Looking forward to the new pail. One. Fine. Day.
I'll be embarking on a journey to fill up sandbags to defend the shores of this country. And i need some sort of modified pail to do it. Efficiency is important. The faster the sand is loaded, the longer we can rest. Looking forward to the new pail. One. Fine. Day.
Wishlist - Now to Forever
This entry will totally conflict with the main title of my blog.
I decided to make a wishlist so that i'll remember what to buy when i've got money.
Not in any order of merit or importance, just to keep track. LOL!
Nokia E51 - $170 - Acquired
Kingston SSD V+ 64GB - $225 - Acquired
Privacy Filter for 10.2" Netbook - $29 - Acquired
Anti-glare Screen Protector for N85 - $3.50 - Acquired
Mirror Screen Protector for iPhone - $2 - Acquired
Wireless Door Bell (Dont Ask!) - Acquired
Jabra Clipper stereo Bluetooth headset - $78 - Acquired
Resident Evil 5 PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
Need For Speed Shift PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
Develop alot of 4R pictures at Harvey Norman cos it's only 19cents! - Acquired
Assorted Cufflinks $6/pair - Acquired
Uncharted 2 PS3 Game $40 - Acquired
Nokia N86 8MP - $0 - Acquired
Street Fighter IV PS3 Game - $30 - Acquired
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 1 & 2 PS3 Game - $71 - Acquired
Army of Two Part 1 & 2 PS3 Game - $30 - Acquired
Crucial 64gb SSD for Netbook - $168 - Acquired
2 x 2gb Kingston DDR2 667MHz Desktop Ram - $110 - Acquired
Splinter Cell Conviction PC Game - Acquired
Bayonetta PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
God of War 1 & 2 Collection PS3 Game - $40 - Acquired
Heavy Rain PS3 Game - $48 - Acquired
Asics Onisuka Tiger - $179 - Acquired Thanks Dearie!
Yakuza 3 PS3 Game - Acquired
32" LCD TV (2 x HDMI) - $399
24" Samsung 2494HS Full HD HDMI LCD Monitor - $319
Western Digital Caviar Green 1TB HDD - $108
Gran Turismo PS3 Game
God of War 3 PS3 Game
Mont Blanc Blue Ink Pen
Try the FISH SPA - Bite off all the dead skin from my feet
M1 Mobile Broadband 1Mbps - $14/mth
Silk Shirt
This is about it for now. Will update more soon.
I decided to make a wishlist so that i'll remember what to buy when i've got money.
Not in any order of merit or importance, just to keep track. LOL!
32" LCD TV (2 x HDMI) - $399
24" Samsung 2494HS Full HD HDMI LCD Monitor - $319
Western Digital Caviar Green 1TB HDD - $108
Gran Turismo PS3 Game
God of War 3 PS3 Game
Mont Blanc Blue Ink Pen
Try the FISH SPA - Bite off all the dead skin from my feet
M1 Mobile Broadband 1Mbps - $14/mth
Silk Shirt
This is about it for now. Will update more soon.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Vote for PAP!
Something I picked off from Yahoo News... And I quote:
"Why should Singaporeans vote for the PAP?
You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.
You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when
80% of Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.
You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years
more than the original.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.
You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of
employment by cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum
cans and selling tissue papers.
You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that
Mas Selemat escaped.
You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at
sinking foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.
You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on
you, but their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring
faces”.
You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.
You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.
You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2
mentors to hold his hand.
You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at
your own expense.
You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a
decade while the cost of living shoot sky high.
You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school
while you child get zilch.
You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no
longer “public”.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign
workers right smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without
any concerns for you.
You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with
more hookers than they can ever poked in Geylang.
You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao
from you when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had
nothing to do with it.
You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic
sized banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the
Chinese 7th month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town
councils which is suppose to go toward making life in your
neighborhood better.
You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol
companies by making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.
You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for
driving a foreign registered car into Singapore.
You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and
manpowers cannot even catch a limping man in this tiny island state
after more than half a year.
You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak
out for you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite
the bullet, eat lesser and work longer.
You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years
old, as they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.
You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their
interpretation of subsidies is the profit that they forgo making,
instead of actually paying part of the cost.
You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to
Swiss standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you
(en-block), whether you like it or not.
You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the
government (HOTA).
You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your
own money when you are sick (Medisave).
You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free
labour in National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that
the foreigners can have a safe country to work in.
You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth
$30k, because that is what you are going to get if your son die while
serving the foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you
will still have to ballot for it.
You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called
Hong Lim Park where you can go to talk all you want, other than that,
shut up unless you have something nice to say.
You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press
serving you the latest propaganda, regardless of truth.
You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay
for a piece of paper that cost more than the car itself.
You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think
about not voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said
that he will call in the army if you don’t.
So vote for PAP. Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go
ahead, vote for PAP. More good years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss
standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai Hum ok?"
End quote.
"Why should Singaporeans vote for the PAP?
You voted for PAP, and you get to pay 7% GST instead of 5%.
You voted for PAP, and they peg power to the price of oil even when
80% of Singapore’s power comes from natural gas.
You voted for PAP and your CPF money gets lock up for another 3 years
more than the original.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers demanded a 85% pay raises.
You voted for PAP, and your job went to a foreigner.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors become foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and your elderly gets to enjoy the dignity of
employment by cleaning toilets, scavenging trash bins for aluminum
cans and selling tissue papers.
You voted for PAP, and your minsters tell you it is your fault that
Mas Selemat escaped.
You voted for PAP, and your government would rather lose millions at
sinking foreign banks rather than to save you from starvation.
You voted for PAP, and not only do your ministers literally spit on
you, but their scions tell you to “get out of their elite uncaring
faces”.
You voted for PAP, and you are amply rewarded with ERPs at your doorstep.
You voted for PAP, and Lee Hsien Loong pledged to fix the oppositions.
You voted for PAP, and you got a Division 3 Prime Minister who needs 2
mentors to hold his hand.
You voted for PAP, and you got a large serving of Mee Siam Mai Hum, at
your own expense.
You voted for PAP, and your salary stayed stagnant for more than a
decade while the cost of living shoot sky high.
You voted for PAP, and you see the foreign kids get a place in school
while you child get zilch.
You voted for PAP, and you find that your public transport is no
longer “public”.
You voted for PAP, and your ministers want to house 1,500 foreign
workers right smacked in the middle of a peaceful neighborhood without
any concerns for you.
You voted for PAP, and the government readily reward your men with
more hookers than they can ever poked in Geylang.
You voted for PAP, and your government happily demands $5000 ang pao
from you when your maid runaway or get pregnant even though you had
nothing to do with it.
You voted for PAP, and your government glorify themselves with Olympic
sized banners of their ghastly faces to scare away ghosts during the
Chinese 7th month, courtesy of your S&C contribution to your town
councils which is suppose to go toward making life in your
neighborhood better.
You voted for PAP, and they protect the interests of the petrol
companies by making you pump 3/4 tank before you cross the causeway.
You voted for PAP, and they see nothing wrong with fining you for
driving a foreign registered car into Singapore.
You voted for PAP, and you discover that world-class super talented
multi-million dollar minister with all the state resources and
manpowers cannot even catch a limping man in this tiny island state
after more than half a year.
You voted for PAP, and you realise that your MP’s job is not to speak
out for you in parliament, but to tell you to tighten the belt, bite
the bullet, eat lesser and work longer.
You voted for PAP, and your kids have to stay with you till 40 years
old, as they cannot afford the cheapest “public” housing.
You voted for PAP, and your government tells you that their
interpretation of subsidies is the profit that they forgo making,
instead of actually paying part of the cost.
You voted for PAP, and everyone in Singapore suddenly got elevated to
Swiss standard of living, except you, and everyone around you.
You voted for PAP, and your neighbors can sell your home for you
(en-block), whether you like it or not.
You voted for PAP, and your organs automatically belongs to the
government (HOTA).
You voted for PAP, and you have to pay administration fee to use your
own money when you are sick (Medisave).
You voted for PAP, and your sons get to spend 2 or more years as free
labour in National Service and 13 more years as reservists, so that
the foreigners can have a safe country to work in.
You voted for PAP, and you found out that each of your son is worth
$30k, because that is what you are going to get if your son die while
serving the foreigners.
You voted for PAP, and you get a grand party every year on 9th August
celebrating more salaries for PAP.Not everyone is invited though, you
will still have to ballot for it.
You voted for PAP, and they tell you that there is a corner called
Hong Lim Park where you can go to talk all you want, other than that,
shut up unless you have something nice to say.
You voted for PAP, and you get a world-bottom “nation-building” press
serving you the latest propaganda, regardless of truth.
You voted for PAP, and in order to buy a car, you have to first pay
for a piece of paper that cost more than the car itself.
You voted for PAP, and you must vote for PAP! You cannot even think
about not voting for PAP. Because a certain inaccurate old man said
that he will call in the army if you don’t.
So vote for PAP. Read the list above again, and vote for PAP. Go
ahead, vote for PAP. More good years eh? Vote for PAP. For Swiss
standard of living. Vote for PAP. Mee Siam Mai Hum ok?"
End quote.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Hanging up my ebay account
It is that time of my life when I stop online shopping and start offline saving.
After doing quick maths, it's better to save for the future than to spend in the present. What was spent in the past has already got its rewards.
Makes sense?
After doing quick maths, it's better to save for the future than to spend in the present. What was spent in the past has already got its rewards.
Makes sense?
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
DAMN YOU, FORTIGuard!
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Monday, April 12, 2010
The Day That Technology Died
this has been the worst day in the short history of technology. it has failed me terribly today.
1. a certain green internet service provider refuses to let me connect to the mobile internet. called them to rectify the problem, but to no avail. will try again tomorrow.
2. a certain korean brand netbook of mine decided to surprise me with the BSOD (blue screen of death) when i booted it up. but this has been rectified.
3. after the internet problem had been rectified, the wireless decided not to connect to a certain red internet provider.
4. well, all that's left to do is to get some mobile broadband thing from a certain orange service provider to further assist me on being connected "on the go".
sad.
i hope you are feeling better already, my beloved.
=) smiles. nothing would brighten my day more than to hold you in my arms.
1. a certain green internet service provider refuses to let me connect to the mobile internet. called them to rectify the problem, but to no avail. will try again tomorrow.
2. a certain korean brand netbook of mine decided to surprise me with the BSOD (blue screen of death) when i booted it up. but this has been rectified.
3. after the internet problem had been rectified, the wireless decided not to connect to a certain red internet provider.
4. well, all that's left to do is to get some mobile broadband thing from a certain orange service provider to further assist me on being connected "on the go".
sad.
i hope you are feeling better already, my beloved.
=) smiles. nothing would brighten my day more than to hold you in my arms.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Google.cn and other crap issues
i dont care who you are, or why you are reading this post. just keep your comments to yourself. and take it in your stride and accept the facts that google made the right move. below is just one of the best reasons for them to pull out of "middle country".
and i quote:
"
CHINA SUCKS!! they dun allow me to tok to my parents:( asked the receptionist why cannot transfer call, she replied CANNOT MEANS CANNOT. (she really said tis, bu ke yi jiu shi bu ke yi) wtf!! then i ask them how to connect to them liddat? she say "call hp!!" wad is tis??? china seriously sucks!! no service sia!!!
"
unquote.
'nuff said, case closed.
and i quote:
"
CHINA SUCKS!! they dun allow me to tok to my parents:( asked the receptionist why cannot transfer call, she replied CANNOT MEANS CANNOT. (she really said tis, bu ke yi jiu shi bu ke yi) wtf!! then i ask them how to connect to them liddat? she say "call hp!!" wad is tis??? china seriously sucks!! no service sia!!!
"
unquote.
'nuff said, case closed.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Great Britian Pound
Time to change all your sing dollars to pounds. really.
Foreign Exchange Rates
Effective Date: 16/03/2010 Last Updated: 9:55am
For amounts
less than S$50,000 For amounts
S$50,000 to S$200,000
Currency Unit Selling TT/OD Buying TT Buying OD Selling TT/OD Buying TT Buying OD
US Dollar 1 1.4054 1.3894 1.3834 1.4044 1.3904 1.3847
Euro 1 1.9247 1.8983 1.8933 1.9241 1.8989 1.8941
Sterling Pound 1 2.1231 2.0873 2.0763 2.1211 2.0893 2.0788
Australian Dollar 1 1.2880 1.2662 1.2602 1.2872 1.2670 1.2619
Canadian Dollar 1 1.3839 1.3594 1.3534 1.3827 1.3606 1.3555
New Zealand Dollar 1 0.9936 0.9725 0.9665 0.9924 0.9737 0.9686
Danish Kroner 1 0.2606 0.2532 0.2502 0.2601 0.2537 0.2511
Hong Kong Dollar 1 0.1820 0.1782 0.1767 0.1817 0.1785 0.1772
Malaysian Ringgit 1 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000
Norwegian Kroner 1 0.2414 0.2350 0.2320 0.2410 0.2354 0.2328
Swedish Kroner 1 0.1998 0.1937 0.1907 0.1991 0.1944 0.1918
Swiss Franc 1 1.3276 1.3043 1.3003 1.3263 1.3056 1.3018
Japanese Yen 100 1.5596 1.5317 1.5287 1.5584 1.5329 1.5303
Thai Baht 100 4.3652 4.2478 4.1678 4.3602 4.2528 4.1848
Indonesian Rupiah 100 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000
Foreign Exchange Rates
Effective Date: 16/03/2010 Last Updated: 9:55am
For amounts
less than S$50,000 For amounts
S$50,000 to S$200,000
Currency Unit Selling TT/OD Buying TT Buying OD Selling TT/OD Buying TT Buying OD
US Dollar 1 1.4054 1.3894 1.3834 1.4044 1.3904 1.3847
Euro 1 1.9247 1.8983 1.8933 1.9241 1.8989 1.8941
Sterling Pound 1 2.1231 2.0873 2.0763 2.1211 2.0893 2.0788
Australian Dollar 1 1.2880 1.2662 1.2602 1.2872 1.2670 1.2619
Canadian Dollar 1 1.3839 1.3594 1.3534 1.3827 1.3606 1.3555
New Zealand Dollar 1 0.9936 0.9725 0.9665 0.9924 0.9737 0.9686
Danish Kroner 1 0.2606 0.2532 0.2502 0.2601 0.2537 0.2511
Hong Kong Dollar 1 0.1820 0.1782 0.1767 0.1817 0.1785 0.1772
Malaysian Ringgit 1 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000
Norwegian Kroner 1 0.2414 0.2350 0.2320 0.2410 0.2354 0.2328
Swedish Kroner 1 0.1998 0.1937 0.1907 0.1991 0.1944 0.1918
Swiss Franc 1 1.3276 1.3043 1.3003 1.3263 1.3056 1.3018
Japanese Yen 100 1.5596 1.5317 1.5287 1.5584 1.5329 1.5303
Thai Baht 100 4.3652 4.2478 4.1678 4.3602 4.2528 4.1848
Indonesian Rupiah 100 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
The Pattern
I certainly hope someone out there, by a stroke of hollywood genius, is putting together a mosiac of all the recent global catastrophes and finding a pattern to all of these natural disasters...
100308 - Quake in Turkey - Here
100306 - Rouge Wave in the Mediterranean - HERE
100304 - Quake in Taiwan - HERE
100228 - Quake in Chile - HERE
And some other recent events... (Damn Long List) Click HERE for more info.
2010
Serbia: Floods - Mar 2010
Uganda: Floods and Landslides - Mar 2010
Haiti: Floods and Mudslides - Mar 2010
Chile: Earthquake - Feb 2010
Madeira: Floods and Mudslides - Feb 2010
Caribbean: Drought - Feb 2010
Pakistan: Avalanche - Feb 2010
Cook Islands: Tropical Cyclone Pat - Feb 2010
Afghanistan: Floods and Avalanches - Feb 2010
Mexico: Floods and Landslides - Feb 2010
French Polynesia: Cyclone Oli - Feb 2010
Solomon Islands: Floods - Jan 2010
Egypt: Floods - Jan 2010
occupied Palestinian territory: Floods - Jan 2010
Haiti: Earthquakes - Jan 2010
Mongolia: Dzud - Jan 2010
Montenegro: Floods - Jan 2010
Bolivia: Floods - Jan 2010
India/Nepal/Bangladesh: Cold Wave - Jan 2010
Pakistan: Landslide - Jan 2010
Solomon Islands: Earthquake - Jan 2010
Tajikistan: Earthquake - Jan 2010
2009
Honduras: Drought - Dec 2009
Albania: Floods - Dec 2009
Morocco: Floods - Dec 2009
Kenya: Floods - Dec 2009
Peru: Floods and Landslides - Dec 2009
Philippines: Mayon Volcano - Dec 2009
Fiji: Cyclone Mick - Dec 2009
Malawi: Earthquake - Dec 2009
Vanuatu: Gaua Volcano - Nov 2009
Ecuador: Drought - Nov 2009
Argentina/Uruguay: Floods - Nov 2009
Serbia: Floods - Nov 2009
China: Heavy Snowfalls - Nov 2009
Tanzania: Floods and landslides - Nov 2009
Iraq: Floods - Nov 2009
Brazil: Floods - Nov 2009
Indonesia: Floods and Landslides - Nov 2009
Panama: Floods - Nov 2009
Thailand: Floods - Nov 2009
Hurricane Ida - Nov 2009
Philippines: Floods and Landslides - Nov 2009
Typhoon Mirinae - Oct 2009
Cape Verde: Dengue Outbreak - Oct 2009
Somalia: Floods - Oct 2009
Paraguay: Floods - Oct 2009
Bolivia: Drought - Oct 2009
Nepal: Floods and Landslides - Oct 2009
India: Floods - Oct 2009
Typhoon Parma - Oct 2009
Indonesia: Sumatra Earthquake - Sep 2009
South Pacific: Tsunami - Sep 2009
Typhoon Ketsana - Sep 2009
Haiti: Floods and Mudslides - Sep 2009
Tunisia: Flash Floods - Sep 2009
Azerbaijan: Floods - Sep 2009
Bhutan: Earthquake - Sep 2009
Kenya: Floods - Sep 2009
West Africa: Floods - Jul 2009
Typhoon Koppu - Sep 2009
Mexico: Floods - Sep 2009
Tropical Storm Mujigae - Sep 2009
Georgia: Earthquake - Sep 2009
Turkey: Floods - Sep 2009
Chad: Floods - Sep 2009
Papua New Guinea: Cholera/Dysentery/Influenza Outbreak - Sep 2009
Guinea: Floods - Sep 2009
Liberia: Floods - Sep 2009
Gambia: Floods - Sep 2009
Mali: Floods - Sep 2009
Sri Lanka: Dengue Outbreak - Sep 2009
Niger: Floods - Sep 2009
Indonesia: Earthquake - Sep 2009
Burkina Faso: Floods - Sep 2009
Guatemala: Food Insecurity - Sep 2009
Hurricane Jimena - Sep 2009
Afghanistan: Flash Floods - Aug 2009
Sudan: Floods - Aug 2009
Mauritania: Floods - Aug 2009
Senegal: Floods - Aug 2009
Greece: Forest Fire - Aug 2009
Sri Lanka: Flash Floods - Aug 2009
Pakistan: Flash Floods - Aug 2009
Sierra Leone: Floods and Landslides - Aug 2009
Typhoon Morakot - Aug 2009
Nicaragua: Floods - Jul 2009
India/Bangladesh: Drought - Jul 2009
Nepal: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
Niger: Floods - Jul 2009
Pakistan: Floods - Jul 2009
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Floods - Jul 2009
Mongolia: Floods - Jul 2009
Philippines: Tropical Cyclone Molave - Jul 2009
Ghana: Floods - Jul 2009
China: Earthquake in Yunnan Province - Jul 2009
Gambia: Local Storm - Jul 2009
Benin: Floods - Jul 2009
Panama: Earthquake - Jul 2009
Viet Nam: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
Bangladesh: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
Myanmar: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
India: Floods - Jul 2009
Botswana: Floods - Jun 2009
Czech Republic: Floods - Jun 2009
Guatemala: Floods - Jun 2009
Central African Republic: Floods - Jun 2009
China: Floods - Jun 2009
Colombia: Galeras Volcano - Jun 2009
Peru: Cold Wave - Jun 2009
Honduras: Earthquake - May 2009
Paraguay: Drought - May 2009
Tropical Cyclone Aila - May 2009
Tanzania: Explosion - May 2009
Haiti: Floods - May 2009
Philippines: Floods and Landslides - May 2009
Philippines: Typhoon Chan-hom - May 2009
Tajikistan: Floods - May 2009
Benin: Severe Local Storm - May 2009
Philippines: Typhoon Dante (Kujira) - May 2009
Brazil: Floods - Apr 2009
Influenza A (H1N1) Pandemic - Apr 2009
Tajikistan: Mudslide - Apr 2009
Afghanistan: Floods - Apr 2009
Gabon: Violent Winds - Apr 2009
Afghanistan: Earthquake - Apr 2009
Bangladesh: Tropical Cyclone Bijli - Apr 2009
Burundi: Floods - Apr 2009
Madagascar: Tropical Cyclone Jade - Apr 2009
Italy: Earthquake - Apr 2009
Indonesia: Flash Floods - Mar 2009
Colombia: Floods and Landslides - Mar 2009
Peru: Floods and Landslides - Mar 2009
Colombia: Galeras Volcano - Feb 2009
Bolivia: Floods and Landslides - Feb 2009
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Floods - Feb 2009
Argentina: Floods and Mudslides - Feb 2009
Costa Rica: Floods - Feb 2009
Australia: Wild Fire - Feb 2009
China: Drought - Feb 2009
Central African Republic: Severe Local Storm - Jan 2009
Mexico: Cold Wave - Feb 2009
Solomon Islands: Floods - Feb 2009
Dominican Republic: Floods - Jan 2009
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Cold Wave - Jan 2009
Madagascar: Tropical Storm Eric - Jan 2009
Ecuador: Floods - Jan 2009
Liberia: Insect Infestation - Jan 2009
Madagascar: Tropical Cyclone Fanele - Jan 2009
South America: Dengue Outbreak - Jan 2009
Fiji: Floods - Jan 2009
Philippines: Floods and Landslides - Jan 2009
DR Congo: Ebola outbreak - Dec 2008
Costa Rica: Earthquake - Jan 2009
Southern Africa: Floods - Dec 2008
Guatemala: Landslide - Jan 2009
Indonesia: Earthquake - Jan 2009
100308 - Quake in Turkey - Here
100306 - Rouge Wave in the Mediterranean - HERE
100304 - Quake in Taiwan - HERE
100228 - Quake in Chile - HERE
And some other recent events... (Damn Long List) Click HERE for more info.
2010
Serbia: Floods - Mar 2010
Uganda: Floods and Landslides - Mar 2010
Haiti: Floods and Mudslides - Mar 2010
Chile: Earthquake - Feb 2010
Madeira: Floods and Mudslides - Feb 2010
Caribbean: Drought - Feb 2010
Pakistan: Avalanche - Feb 2010
Cook Islands: Tropical Cyclone Pat - Feb 2010
Afghanistan: Floods and Avalanches - Feb 2010
Mexico: Floods and Landslides - Feb 2010
French Polynesia: Cyclone Oli - Feb 2010
Solomon Islands: Floods - Jan 2010
Egypt: Floods - Jan 2010
occupied Palestinian territory: Floods - Jan 2010
Haiti: Earthquakes - Jan 2010
Mongolia: Dzud - Jan 2010
Montenegro: Floods - Jan 2010
Bolivia: Floods - Jan 2010
India/Nepal/Bangladesh: Cold Wave - Jan 2010
Pakistan: Landslide - Jan 2010
Solomon Islands: Earthquake - Jan 2010
Tajikistan: Earthquake - Jan 2010
2009
Honduras: Drought - Dec 2009
Albania: Floods - Dec 2009
Morocco: Floods - Dec 2009
Kenya: Floods - Dec 2009
Peru: Floods and Landslides - Dec 2009
Philippines: Mayon Volcano - Dec 2009
Fiji: Cyclone Mick - Dec 2009
Malawi: Earthquake - Dec 2009
Vanuatu: Gaua Volcano - Nov 2009
Ecuador: Drought - Nov 2009
Argentina/Uruguay: Floods - Nov 2009
Serbia: Floods - Nov 2009
China: Heavy Snowfalls - Nov 2009
Tanzania: Floods and landslides - Nov 2009
Iraq: Floods - Nov 2009
Brazil: Floods - Nov 2009
Indonesia: Floods and Landslides - Nov 2009
Panama: Floods - Nov 2009
Thailand: Floods - Nov 2009
Hurricane Ida - Nov 2009
Philippines: Floods and Landslides - Nov 2009
Typhoon Mirinae - Oct 2009
Cape Verde: Dengue Outbreak - Oct 2009
Somalia: Floods - Oct 2009
Paraguay: Floods - Oct 2009
Bolivia: Drought - Oct 2009
Nepal: Floods and Landslides - Oct 2009
India: Floods - Oct 2009
Typhoon Parma - Oct 2009
Indonesia: Sumatra Earthquake - Sep 2009
South Pacific: Tsunami - Sep 2009
Typhoon Ketsana - Sep 2009
Haiti: Floods and Mudslides - Sep 2009
Tunisia: Flash Floods - Sep 2009
Azerbaijan: Floods - Sep 2009
Bhutan: Earthquake - Sep 2009
Kenya: Floods - Sep 2009
West Africa: Floods - Jul 2009
Typhoon Koppu - Sep 2009
Mexico: Floods - Sep 2009
Tropical Storm Mujigae - Sep 2009
Georgia: Earthquake - Sep 2009
Turkey: Floods - Sep 2009
Chad: Floods - Sep 2009
Papua New Guinea: Cholera/Dysentery/Influenza Outbreak - Sep 2009
Guinea: Floods - Sep 2009
Liberia: Floods - Sep 2009
Gambia: Floods - Sep 2009
Mali: Floods - Sep 2009
Sri Lanka: Dengue Outbreak - Sep 2009
Niger: Floods - Sep 2009
Indonesia: Earthquake - Sep 2009
Burkina Faso: Floods - Sep 2009
Guatemala: Food Insecurity - Sep 2009
Hurricane Jimena - Sep 2009
Afghanistan: Flash Floods - Aug 2009
Sudan: Floods - Aug 2009
Mauritania: Floods - Aug 2009
Senegal: Floods - Aug 2009
Greece: Forest Fire - Aug 2009
Sri Lanka: Flash Floods - Aug 2009
Pakistan: Flash Floods - Aug 2009
Sierra Leone: Floods and Landslides - Aug 2009
Typhoon Morakot - Aug 2009
Nicaragua: Floods - Jul 2009
India/Bangladesh: Drought - Jul 2009
Nepal: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
Niger: Floods - Jul 2009
Pakistan: Floods - Jul 2009
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Floods - Jul 2009
Mongolia: Floods - Jul 2009
Philippines: Tropical Cyclone Molave - Jul 2009
Ghana: Floods - Jul 2009
China: Earthquake in Yunnan Province - Jul 2009
Gambia: Local Storm - Jul 2009
Benin: Floods - Jul 2009
Panama: Earthquake - Jul 2009
Viet Nam: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
Bangladesh: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
Myanmar: Floods and Landslides - Jul 2009
India: Floods - Jul 2009
Botswana: Floods - Jun 2009
Czech Republic: Floods - Jun 2009
Guatemala: Floods - Jun 2009
Central African Republic: Floods - Jun 2009
China: Floods - Jun 2009
Colombia: Galeras Volcano - Jun 2009
Peru: Cold Wave - Jun 2009
Honduras: Earthquake - May 2009
Paraguay: Drought - May 2009
Tropical Cyclone Aila - May 2009
Tanzania: Explosion - May 2009
Haiti: Floods - May 2009
Philippines: Floods and Landslides - May 2009
Philippines: Typhoon Chan-hom - May 2009
Tajikistan: Floods - May 2009
Benin: Severe Local Storm - May 2009
Philippines: Typhoon Dante (Kujira) - May 2009
Brazil: Floods - Apr 2009
Influenza A (H1N1) Pandemic - Apr 2009
Tajikistan: Mudslide - Apr 2009
Afghanistan: Floods - Apr 2009
Gabon: Violent Winds - Apr 2009
Afghanistan: Earthquake - Apr 2009
Bangladesh: Tropical Cyclone Bijli - Apr 2009
Burundi: Floods - Apr 2009
Madagascar: Tropical Cyclone Jade - Apr 2009
Italy: Earthquake - Apr 2009
Indonesia: Flash Floods - Mar 2009
Colombia: Floods and Landslides - Mar 2009
Peru: Floods and Landslides - Mar 2009
Colombia: Galeras Volcano - Feb 2009
Bolivia: Floods and Landslides - Feb 2009
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Floods - Feb 2009
Argentina: Floods and Mudslides - Feb 2009
Costa Rica: Floods - Feb 2009
Australia: Wild Fire - Feb 2009
China: Drought - Feb 2009
Central African Republic: Severe Local Storm - Jan 2009
Mexico: Cold Wave - Feb 2009
Solomon Islands: Floods - Feb 2009
Dominican Republic: Floods - Jan 2009
Bosnia and Herzegovina: Cold Wave - Jan 2009
Madagascar: Tropical Storm Eric - Jan 2009
Ecuador: Floods - Jan 2009
Liberia: Insect Infestation - Jan 2009
Madagascar: Tropical Cyclone Fanele - Jan 2009
South America: Dengue Outbreak - Jan 2009
Fiji: Floods - Jan 2009
Philippines: Floods and Landslides - Jan 2009
DR Congo: Ebola outbreak - Dec 2008
Costa Rica: Earthquake - Jan 2009
Southern Africa: Floods - Dec 2008
Guatemala: Landslide - Jan 2009
Indonesia: Earthquake - Jan 2009
Sunday, March 7, 2010
LAWS WE ALL LIVE UNDER
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
LAW OF GRAVITY - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF PROBABILITY - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
LAW OF RANDOM NUMBERS - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
LAW OF THE ALIBI - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
VARIATION LAW - If you change lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
LAW OF THE BATH - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF THE THEATER AND FOOTBALL STADIUM - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance.
THE COFFEE LAW - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
MURPHY'S LAW OF LOCKERS - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
LAW OF PHYSICAL SURFACES - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
LAW OF PHYSICAL APPEARANCE - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
LAW OF PUBLIC SPEAKING - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
LAW OF COMMERCIAL MARKETING STRATEGY - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
DOCTORS' LAW - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
LAW OF GRAVITY - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF PROBABILITY - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
LAW OF RANDOM NUMBERS - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
LAW OF THE ALIBI - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
VARIATION LAW - If you change lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
LAW OF THE BATH - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF THE THEATER AND FOOTBALL STADIUM - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance.
THE COFFEE LAW - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
MURPHY'S LAW OF LOCKERS - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
LAW OF PHYSICAL SURFACES - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
LAW OF PHYSICAL APPEARANCE - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
LAW OF PUBLIC SPEAKING - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
LAW OF COMMERCIAL MARKETING STRATEGY - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
DOCTORS' LAW - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
who blogs nowadays?
WHO blogs nowadays? it's beginning to lose its glimmer. since now everyone is carrying a certain phone made from a certain fruit. lol.
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